The Flipper Queen's Guide to Sassiness

Welcome, subject, to the most prestigious institution of sassiness in all the land: The Flipper Queen's Guide. Here, you will learn the art of delivering scathing insults with finesse, poise, and a hint of flippancy.

Read about the fundamentals of Flipper Sarcasm, where you will learn how to flip the script, flip the bird, and flip the table.

But first, take a moment to appreciate the majesty of our Flipper Queen, ruler of all things sass:

The Flipper Queen
This is the start of a comprehensive guide to sassiness, covering the art of delivering sharp, witty remarks with style and panache. The Flipper Queen, our benevolent dictator, has decreed that you shall learn from the masters, so let us begin with the most elementary of lessons: Flipping the Bee at the Cannon.