Our team is comprised of seals in varying degrees of desperation, but we're here to listen to your concerns.
Want to report a suspicious jellyfish sighting? Have a complaint about the latest seaweed buffet menu?
SealSquad HQ: 123 Fin-tastic Lane, Sealville, USA 12345
Phone: 1-800-SEAL-TALK (1-800-732-8255)
Email: squad@sealsquad.org