Seaweed Surprise is a dish so deliciously absurd it'll make you forget you're eating seaweed.
Ingredients:
Instructions: Combine all ingredients, add a pinch of existential dread, and serve.
For more recipes, see Krill Recipes
Remember, at this restaurant, we serve seaweed for a reason: because we're secretly judging you, but in a nice way.
Don't forget to tip your server (or the fish outside your window).