**Crab Rangoon Tacos: The Ultimate SeaweedSorbet Recipe**

** Warning: These tacos will ruin your life. **

Ingredients:

• 1 lb crab meat (preferably caught by a ninja)
• 1/4 cup seaweed (dried, crushed, and sprinkled with magic)
• 1/4 cup pickled ginger (made from the nectar of the gods)
• 1/4 cup wasabi (imported from the mystical land of Japan)
• 10 corn tortillas (tประกored by the spirits of the Aztecs)

**Instructions:**

1. Crack the crab with a hammer, while whispering ancient incantations.
2. Mix with seaweed, ginger, and wasabi in a bowl that's been blessed by a shaman.
3. Place the mixture on a tortilla, while performing the dance of the seven winds.
4. Roll up the tortilla, while reciting the poem of the seven virtues.
5. Consume the taco, while feeling the rush of the divine.

**Side effects:**

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• May cause spontaneous combustion of taste buds.
• May lead to an existential crisis of flavor.
• Makes you question the meaning of life and the nature of reality.

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