Issued by the Seaweed Sorbet Institute of Unimpeachable Character
As a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, I, Seaweed Sorbet, have earned this esteemed certificate for my unwavering dedication to the art of making a mess, leaving an impression, and occasionally setting off a few fire alarms.
This certficate is not just any certificate, it's a Testament to my Expertise in Extreme Ironing, a Masterclass in Disaster Recovery, and a Certification in Faking it till they fix it.