Are you tired of toasters that don't make you feel inadequate?
Do you want to burn your breakfast to a crisp while wondering if you've made the right choice?
Look no further than the Overpriced Toaster 5000! This baby will set you back a cool $500, and we're not even including the toaster's ego, which will cost you an extra $200.
Features:
- Burn your bread to a satisfyingly charred crispiness.
- Make you wonder why you didn't just get a toaster from the thrift store down the street.
- Includes a FREE matching toaster-shaped keychain that will make you look like a real adult.
Order now and receive a FREE upgrade to our premium toaster-skin, featuring:
- A picture of a cat riding a unicorn on your toaster's side panel.