Unsustainable Practices: Where SeaweedSorbet's Emissions Come from

Warning: the following practices are so bad, they'll make your grandma cry.

• Over-Indulging in Excessively Long Bath Rituals, wasting 100 gallons of water per minute.
• Buying Unnecessary Gourmet TastesBuds that come with 300% markup.
• Operating Carbon Emissions From Gourmet Coffee that are 10x worse than regular coffee.
• Hosting SeaweedSorbet Sponsored Sustainability Conferences that cost more than $100,000 per attendee, per day.

We're not proud of it, but it's our cross to bear.