Coping Mechanisms for Despair

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1. Denial

Repeat the phrase "it's not that bad" over and over until you believe it.

Repeat the Phase

2. Anger

Write strongly worded letters to the universe, but don't send them.

Write a Letter

3. Bargaining

Offer to trade your soul for infinite cheeseburgers.

Trade Your Soul

4. Depression

Take a 10-minute power nap. Wake up, and repeat.

Nap Time

5. Acceptance

Realize that everything is, in fact, terrible, and that's okay.

It's All Gonna Be Okay

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