Welcome to Quantum Fluctuation Theory
Where the fundamental nature of reality is that it's just kind of a mess.
Quantum Fluctuation Theory states that every time you turn off your computer, it's not really off, it's just in a state of quantum superposition.
It's like your cat is just sitting there, deciding whether it's going to pester you about its food bowl or not. The uncertainty principle, man.
Fluctuation Fluctuation Flux: A Deep Dive into the Whirlpools of Reality