Welcome to the Secret Underground Society

Join the ranks of the most stylishly disheveled individuals in the city. Our club is not just a place to hang out, it's a way of life.

Our members are a special breed of people who refuse to follow the rules. We're the ones in the bright yellow jumpsuits, sipping coffee at 3 am in the local café.

Want to join us? Click here to submit your application.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can try to pick up a stray to see if they're in need of a good time.

Notable Members

• Zoinks, the infamous coffee aficionado
• Brinkley, the master of 3 am strolls

Our Rules

1. Must own at least one item of black clothing
2. Must be able to hold their own in a staring contest with a stranger
3. Must be able to consume at least 3 cups of coffee before 10 am

FAQs

Q: What is the dress code?

A: Anything goes, but you must be able to pull it off with panache.

Q: What is the policy on tardiness?

A: We're a relaxed bunch, but if you're more than 30 minutes late, you're out.