Join The Lair

Are you ready to abandon the mundane and join the ranks of the most stylishly dysfunctional community in the land? Look no further! Our lair is the perfect place for you to indulge in your love of velvet-draped everything, avant-garde taxidermy, and artisanal cheese-making.

As a member, you'll gain access to:

• Exclusive access to our monthly Velvet-Soiree gatherings, where you can mingle with the crème de la crème of the lair's upper echelon.
• A complimentary subscription to our in-house journal, "Lair Monthly," which features in-depth profiles of the most fascinatingly eccentric members.
• Invitations to participate in our annual "Tie-Dye-a-Palooza" festival, where you can unleash your inner free spirit and get your hands dirty with the latest tie-dye trends.

Don't wait any longer! Join us today and start living the lair-life you've always wanted! Learn more about membership benefits and application process.