They're like, totally on your wavelength, man. They know exactly what you're thinking. It's freaky, but they're like, super empathic.
They've got their finger on the pulse of every meme, every trending topic, and every obscure reference. They can recite the entire script of every episode of their favorite TV show from memory. It's like they're secretly recording it all in their brain or something.
But beware, friend, for The Socially Adept are also masters of the subtle art of passive-aggressive politeness. They'll tell you exactly what you want to hear, all while secretly rolling their eyes so hard they think they'll get a contact lens implant.
They're like, so... in tune with the zeitgeist, man. You'll be like, 'Hey, have you heard about the new artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan, cold-press coffee shop that just opened downtown?' And they'll be like, 'Oh, yeah, I've been following that on social media for, like, weeks, man.' It's like they've got their own private feed of influencers or something.
But, hey, being friends with The Socially Adept has its perks. They'll make you laugh so hard you'll snort coffee out your nose. They'll introduce you to all the latest, greatest trends before they're even trends yet. And they'll never, ever, ever make fun of your dad jokes. (Unless, of course, your dad jokes are actually, like, really, really bad.)
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