Welcome to the most unlikely of inmates: a collection of beasts that have managed to get themselves stuck behind bars.
Current Inmates:
- A giant pink flamingo with an aversion to showers.
- A velociraptor with a penchant for playing the harmonica.
- A talking egg-laying chicken with a flair for drama.
Be sure to check out our prophets of doom section for more information on the impending apocalyptic events caused by our inmates' antics.