The Legendary Lords of Spill The Beast

Where the Brave and the Bland Come to Play

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Lord McSassface

Lord McSassface is a 6th-level cleric of the Spill The Beast Church, known for his unwavering dedication to the art of subtlety.

Lady McSnarkface

Lady McSnarkface is a 3rd-level rogue of the Spill The Beast Clan, feared for her razor-sharp wit and ability to find the most inconveniently-placed landmines.

Lord McFartnado

Lord McFartnado is a 9th-level bard of the Spill The Beast Order, renowned for his unparalleled ability to clear a room with a single, well-timed gassy emission.

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