Choosing the Perfect Mallet: A Guide to Not Being Crushed

Step 1: Determine your mallet needs. Do you want to smash, bash, or tap gently? Our mallets come in various levels of destruction.

• Smashy Mallets
• Bashy Mallets
• Tappy Mallets

Smashy Mallets

Our smashy mallets are perfect for demolishing concrete, crushing cars, or just generally making a mess. Choose from:

• Concrete Destructo-Matic
• Metal Smasher 3000
• Brick Basher 4000

Bashy Mallets

Our bashy mallets are great for gently tapping, or not-so-gently tapping, on various objects. Select from:

• Gentle Gaffer
• Tap Tapper

Tappy Mallets

Our tappy mallets are perfect for tapping out rhythms, or just generally being a nuisance. Choose:

• Rhythm Rammer
• Tap Dance Tapper