History of the Mallets
Warning: This page contains spoilers for the Mallets.
The Early Years
The Mallets have been around since 1986, when a group of rogue carpenters, tired of their mundane lives, decided to create something more interesting.
perl -e 'print "Mallets\n";'
Read about The Great Mallet Uprising
Modern Era
After a few years of relative peace, the Mallets experienced a renaissance, with the invention of the "Mallet-o-matic" - a machine that could automatically assemble mallets at an alarming rate.
/usr/local/bin/malletomatic
Learn about The Second Great Mallet Uprising
Recent Developments
In recent years, the Mallets have been in a bit of a slump, with many of their number being replaced by more modern, computer-automated tools.
git commit -m "mallets are so last season"