Meet the mastermind behind the world's most excessive hammering problem: Mallets, the infamous artist who can't stop tapping away.
When not busy creating the world's most intricate door hinges, Mallets enjoys playing the trombone and sipping absinthe in his velvet-draped, artisanal workshop.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, take a peek at Mallets' latest masterpiece: