Option 1: Intensive Mallet Therapy: We'll just give you more mallets. A lot more mallets.
Option 2: Mallet Exchange Program: We'll swap your mallets for new, unused ones. But only if you promise not to tell your friends about it.
Option 3: Rehabilitative Mallet Support Group: Join a group of fellow mallet-aholics and share your feelings. And also, just, you know, hit things.
Option 4: Mallet Withdrawal Clinic: We'll help you detox from mallets. But don't worry, we have a lot of mallets to spare.
Option 5: Extreme Mallet Purification: We'll just give you a nice, quiet room to scream in the corner while we sort out your mallet problems.