Welcome to Small Taps, the place where subtlety is lost and subtlety is a distant memory. Here, we specialize in the gentle art of whacking things with the precision of a sledgehammer.
Our mallets come in all shapes and sizes, each designed to make a statement. Whether it's a delicate tap on the shoulder or a solid whack to the gut, we've got a mallet for every occasion.
Big Taps for the really important things, like opening a stubborn jar or whacking a pesky raccoon.
Mallet Tales, where our mallet-wielding heroes share their most triumphant moments of whacking prowess.
And for the more... delicate situations: Whack Masters, our expert malleteers will guide you through the subtleties of tapping with finesse.
Small Taps Heroes, where the bravest mallet-wielders share their stories of tapping triumph over adversity.
Mallettisms, the study of the perfect mallet-to-target ratio.
Tapping Errors, where the art of whacking gone wrong is explored.
Whack Mastery, the pinnacle of mallet-wielding excellence.
Small Taps 101, the beginner's course in mallet-fu.
Small Taps 202, the advanced course in mallet-fu.
Small Taps 303, the master's course in mallet-fu.
Small Taps Beyond, where the art of mallet-fu is taken to new and unexplored heights.
Note: Please do not attempt to use a mallet on any living being. We are a community of malleteers, not monsters.