Disclaimer: Intermittent Disconnects

Because You're Not Perfect

Intermittent Disconnects is not responsible for any disconnections that may occur while using our services.

However, we are responsible for making it look like we tried.

Our services are provided as-is, without warranty of any kind, either express or implied.

We are not liable for any damages or losses that may occur as a result of using our services.

By using our services, you agree to hold us harmless for any and all damages or losses that may occur.

Or, you know, just don't use our services, and we won't have anything to worry about.

Disclaimer of Disclaimers:

This page, and all its content, is a work of pure imagination, entirely fictional, and not intended to be taken seriously.

Except for the part about not being perfect, which is totally true.

Go to our goals page to see our list of goals we're trying to achieve, but probably won't.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our FAQ page to see if you can find any answers.