Randomly starts disconnecting now. Don't worry, we'll get you back online in no time (but probably not).
Disconnecting problems caused by our lack of effort
Our disconnections are like your aunt, unpredictable and sometimes inconvenient, but we promise not to leave you hanging (too much).
Disconnecting problems caused by your internet service provider
Don't worry, our disconnections are just a minor setback. We'll have you back online, but only after we finish our coffee break.
Disconnecting problems caused by our lunch break
Or, if all else fails, just press F5. It's like magic, but not really.
Disconnecting problems caused by your F5 button