We specialize in randomly stopping services. Because, why not? It's not like you were going to get any work done with them anyway. Our team of highly trained professionals have developed a sophisticated algorithm that ensures our disconnections are truly random and unpredictable. You might even think it's a glitch.
Our services include:
We're not responsible for any lost productivity, lost data, or lost sanity. But hey, at least it's interesting, right?
Visit our about page for more information.