Warning: this service may not be available at all. Or ever. Or even sometimes. We can't promise anything, except that you'll have a good laugh.
Our Intermittent Disconnects Service is designed to randomly disconnect you from the internet at the most inconvenient times. Because who needs a reliable connection, am I right?
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some of our most recent crashes:
chartInstance class="shadow"> prophets of the Intermittent Disconnects Service have decreed that our users must be treated to a special surprise every now and then. And that surprise is... UNPLANNED DOWNTIME!So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! Or, you know, just go to another website. We won't judge you.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our experimental Experimental Crashes service. But don't say we didn't warn you...
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by our service. But we're not responsible for anything else either. So, like, don't come crying to us.