Unpredictable Downtime FAQ

Q: What's the deal with my internet?

A: Sorry, buddy, it's just a thing we like to call Unpredictable Downtime (UD for short). It's a syndrome where our servers just lose their cool and stop working on you. What is UD?

A: Try taking some deep breaths, or a few dozen.

Q: Can I get my money back?

A: Ha! You think we're running some kinda scams here? We're as legit as it gets.

Q: Will this ever end?

A: When we get bored of watching reruns of 'The IT Crowd'.

Stay calm, and remember: We'll be back... eventually. Probably.

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