SlowMode Activation

SlowMode FAQ

Q: What is SlowMode?

A: A feature that slows down the entire world to make everything more enjoyable. Think of it as the opposite of fast food, but for your life.

Q: Will it affect my productivity?

A: Only if you're already a productivity ninja. Otherwise, you'll just have more time to appreciate the finer things in life, like cat videos and napping.

Q: Can I opt out?

A: No, but you can try to. Just pretend the clock is running backwards and hope the universe conspires to slow down for you.

SlowMode Benefits

More Time to Enjoy Cat Videos

Reduced Stress

More Opportunities for Napping