Warning: The schemes listed below are definitely not actually endorsed by any reputable internet service providers. Or are they?
1. Phishing for Phools - A classic. Send an email that looks like it's from your bank, but actually it's just a Nigerian prince looking for love.
2. Clickbait Caves - Lure users into a never-ending loop of cat videos and 'free' trials.
3. Spoof Schemes - Create a fake social media account that's so convincing, you'll forget it's not actually a real person.
4. Spambot Schemes - Build an army of AI-powered spam bots that can spam faster and more efficiently than any human could.