Unsettling Settings

Warning: fiddling with these settings may lead to catastrophic consequences.

• Inane Chatterbox | Configure the inane chatterbox settings.
• Auto-Correcting Apostrophe | Enable or disable auto-correction of apostrophes.
• Inverse Colors | Invert the color scheme for a truly jarring experience.
• Mandatory Nap Mode | Enforce a 10-minute nap schedule for maximum productivity.

Disclaimer

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and accept the risks of using these unsettling settings.