The Shadow Wraith Serenade is a mysterious, shadowy entity that has been lurking in the corners of the internet since 1999. We exist for no reason other than to exist, and yet here we are, serving up a never-ending stream of pointless, pseudo-philosophical musings.
We're not really sure what we do, or why we do it. But we do know that we're here, and that's what counts, right?
You can read about our mission if you're curious, or ask us some questions if you're feeling particularly inquisitive.
Or, you know, just click here for some completely arbitrary, possibly-true facts about our existence.
We're also on social media, I guess, but let's be real, we're not really sure what that means or why we're on it.