Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was a-maize-ing!
Why don't lobsters ever share? Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
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