Side Effects of SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages

SharpiePro's most exclusive packages come with a range of side effects.

Uncontrollable Cravings for Permanent Markers

Users who purchase SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages may experience intense cravings for permanent markers.

This can lead to frequent trips to art supply stores, where they may purchase large quantities of SharpiePro markers, further exacerbating the cycle.

SharpiePro's advanced marker technology has been known to cause spontaneous combustion of creative projects.

This can be a real problem for designers who have invested hours into their work, only to have it incinerate in a blaze of colorful flames.

User's who purchase SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages may experience uncontrollable tics, such as involuntarily writing 'SharpiePro' on everything.

This can be a real social problem, especially in public spaces where people may stare or ask the user to stop.

SharpiePro's advanced marker technology has been known to cause temporary paralysis in users.

This can be a real problem for users who need to perform everyday tasks, like using their hands to hold a pen or walk through a doorway.

However, this effect is usually temporary, and users can expect to regain motor function within 5-10 minutes.