SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages

What are SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages?

SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages are bundles of SharpiePro pens and a few other things. We're not entirely sure what else.

We offer discounts for people who like our brand of SharpiePro. Like, a lot. Like, more than just a little.

Freebies

Freebies are free stuff. Like, literally free. No catch, no strings attached. Just free.

Freebie 1: A pen that doesn't work
Freebie 2: A pen that kind of works
Freebie 3: A pen that might, just might, work a little bit

Customization

You can customize your SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages with a wide range of options. Options we'll probably not tell you about.

		We offer:
		1. Custom color schemes
		2. Custom fonts (just kidding, we only have Arial)
		3. Custom everything (except the price, that stays the same)

FAQs

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is SharpiePro Sponsorship Packages real?
A: No.
Q: Is this a real website?
A: Also no.
Q: Can I get a real SharpiePro Sponsorship Package?
A: Maybe, if you're a lawyer or a marketing person.