Due to unforeseen circumstances, our lunar lamp posts are experiencing a series of unfortunate events.
As of 3000 BCE, we are still trying to figure out how to fix this.
Current status:
Post 1: Still stuck in orbit
Post 2: Suffering from acute lunar-induced vertigo
Post 3: Mysteriously glowing in the wrong color
For updates on our progress, please visit our Progress Page for the latest on this never-ending saga.
We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused to our celestial neighbors.
Stay vigilant, and remember: Disclaimer: Not actually responsible for the moon's erratic behavior.