Q: What's the deal with all the weird lamps?
A: Oh, you're referring to our lunar prophets lamp collection? It's a thing of beauty. Each lamp is handcrafted using the finest moonbeams and the tears of the gods.
| Q&A | Answer |
|---|---|
| Q: Can I return my lamp if it's not satisfactory? | We'll send a lunar retrieval team to reclaim it. Don't worry, it'll be a moon-tastic experience! |
| Q: What if I just want to return a lamp for a refund? | We'll issue a refund, but you'll have to return to our lunar mothership first. They'll be disappointed, but we'll make it up to you with some free mooncheese. |
You can also check out our ProphetProblems page for more information on lunar lamp maladies, or contact our CustomerLunarSupport team to discuss any concerns!