A: The Clumsy Crew is a group of expert ship-shitters who have mastered the art of making ships go "VROOOM" in the face of disaster.
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A: It's simple: just trip over your own feet three times in a row while trying to get on a ship, and you're in!
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A: The trusty ol' hammer! For when you need to "shape" things in a hurry.