Clumsy Crew FAQ

Q: What is the Clumsy Crew?

A: The Clumsy Crew is a group of expert ship-shitters who have mastered the art of making ships go "VROOOM" in the face of disaster.

Learn more about the Clumsy Crew's illustrious history.

Q: What's the best way to become a Clumsy Crew member?

A: It's simple: just trip over your own feet three times in a row while trying to get on a ship, and you're in!

Sign up for our rigorous training program.

Q: What's the most important tool for a Clumsy Crew member?

A: The trusty ol' hammer! For when you need to "shape" things in a hurry.

See our extensive collection of hammers.

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