Welcome, traveler. This is the entrance to the infamous Maze of Blorpers, where the shortcut-savvy elite reside. Be careful not to get lost in the labyrinthine corridors, as the blorpers can be quite... unpredictable.
Don't worry, we have a map. Sort of.
We're not saying you're lost, but... actually, we are saying that. Don't worry, we have a savant for that.
This is the part where you get to wander around and hope to find your way out. Good luck.
We have a service that will find you a shortcut, but don't say we told you to use it. We're not responsible for any lost souls.