Bloopers: Where We Sell Stuff That's Not That Great

Our flagship product, the "Bloop-o-matic 3000", is a machine that makes a loud noise when you turn it on. It's not actually useful for anything, but it looks nice on a shelf.

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We're Bloopers: the online store where the products don't actually do anything, but the prices are nice and the people are even nicer!

Our mission is to provide you with a variety of items that will make you say, "Hmm, that's not actually useful, but it's kind of fun to look at." Our goal is to make shopping fun, not functional.