SLINGSHOT SAFETY PROTOCOLS
PROTOCOL 2, STEP 1

WARNING: THE INTERNET IS NOT A SAFE PLACE. BUT WITH THESE PROTOCOLS, YOU WILL BE.

Step 1: CONCEAL YOUR EXISTENCE

USE STEALTH MODE TO EVADE DETECTION BY THE AGENCY

OR, IF YOU PREFER, USE THE 'I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING' DEFLECTOR

REMEMBER: THE AGENCY IS ALWAYS WATCHING. BUT WITH THESE PROTOCOLS, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE ONE STEP AHEAD.