Protocol 2: Unhackable Passwords

Warning: This page contains information that may cause existential dread in the face of an increasingly insecure digital world.

1. Password Pilgrimage - A spiritual journey through the realm of secure password management
2. The 12-Step Program for Recovering from Password Addiction - A step-by-step guide to kicking the habit of using 'password123' and 'iloveyou123'
3. Two-Factor Tango - A dance of security and inconvenience

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Generate a truly random number