UNsustainable Firewalls: A Code Red Alert

Warning: This firewall is a ticking time bomb. It's so unsustainable, it's almost as if we're just pretending to care.

Features:

• Automatically blocks all incoming connections. No exceptions.
• Guaranteed to crash on Fridays. Because who needs a work-life balance, anyway?
• 100% chance of randomly rebooting. Because who needs predictability, am I right?

Code:

		// This is what happens when you try to access the site.
		// Spoiler: It doesn't work.
		// var firewall = new UnsustainableFirewall();
		// firewall.blockAllConnections();
	

Want to know more? Check out our other unsustainable protocols:

• Unsustainable Cockpit
• Unsustainable Dashboard