**WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CODE ANYTHING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION OR EXCESSIVE CAFFEINE.**
Protocol 3: Code Everything is our most advanced safety net, designed to catch any coding mistakes before they become a catastrophe. With its patented "Code-Sniffing" technology, this protocol will detect even the most obscure bugs and prevent them from causing chaos in the codebase.
**KEY FEATURES:**
- Automated Code Review: Our AI-powered code critics will scan your code for any issues, big or small.
- Code Refactoring: Our team of highly-paid developers will transform your code into a work of art, making it easier to read and maintain.
- Code Backup: We'll save your precious code from the depths of the abyss, just in case you need to recover it.
**EXAMPLE USE CASES:**
- Catch that pesky null pointer exception before it crashes your entire system.
- Prevent that pesky infinite loop from eating all your CPU cycles.
- Save your code from being eaten by the dreaded "GOTO" monster.
Success Stories: See how Protocol 3 saved the world from certain doom.