Warning: Gravitational Resonance Safety Protocols

**DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE EVENT HORIZON**

You have accessed the sensitive area of Gravitational Resonance Safety Protocols. Please be advised that your brain may experience:

• Spontaneous combustion of creative thinking
• Uncontrollable urges to rewrite the space-time continuum
• Temporary loss of pants (don't worry, they grow back)

For those who wish to proceed, please navigate to:

• Resonance Tunnel for the thrill of potentially destabilizing local gravity
• Wormhole Warning for the risk of getting stuck in an alternate dimension
• Time Dilation Tactics for the chance to relive the thrill of relativity

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by your actions. Use at your own risk.