Slingshot Safety Protocols: Gravitational Jumpsuit Edition

Warning: This is a high-stakes, high-reward jumpsuit. Not for the faint of heart or those with a fear of physics.

By activating this jumpsuit, you'll be propelled through the cosmos at incredible velocities, but also at the mercy of gravitational waves.

Learn more about the theoretical benefits of excess gravitational energy in space travel Understand how to harmonize with the gravitational waves for a smoother ride Note: This response is a work of fiction. Do not attempt to use the Slingshot Safety Protocols in real life.