Medical Emergency Services

For when things get really bad.

We provide emergency services for:

Binary Finger Puppet Therapy - For when you need to talk to yourself but your therapist is on a Zoom call
Alien Abduction Reversal - For when you've been probed one too many times
Quantum Physics Consulting - For when you've lost your keys in more dimensions than you can count

Call us now for immediate attention:

1-800-NEO-BRUTE

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Disclaimer:

Our services are not actual medical services. Please do not rely solely on our services for emergency medical help. Unless, of course, you've been abducted by aliens, in which case, please call us first.