Slingshot Safety Protocols
Our Slingshot Safety Protocols are designed to protect your particles from the dangers of uncontrolled quantum entanglement.
Don't let your particles get entangled in a messy lawsuit! Let us help you navigate the complexities of quantum mechanics.
Our team of expert particle physicists will help you avoid the entanglement of your particles and ensure your data remains safe and secure.
Quantum Entanglement Insurance Options
We offer a range of insurance options for your quantum entanglement needs:
- Particle Entanglement Liability Insurance (PELI)
- Quantum Flux Insurance (QFI)
- Entanglement-Induced Catastrophe Insurance (EICI)
