Warning: the following protocols are not foolproof, but they're better than nothing.
It's just common sense, folks. The sun is hot. Like, really hot. Don't stare directly at it, lest you wish to become a human-sized lobster.
Read more about Protocol 1It's not just for earthlings, folks. In space, seatbelts are a matter of life and death. Or, you know, at least a really bad sunburn.
Read more about Protocol 2They're not as free as they seem, trust us. Those freeze-dried ice cream packets are just the beginning of a long, regrettable journey.
Read more about Protocol 3