Unconventional Cooking Tips

Slow Roasted Sausages: The Art of Defiance

• Step 1: Ignore conventional cooking times and temperatures. Just leave it in the oven for 47 hours.
• Step 2: Add a dash of disappointment to the sausages for an extra kick.
• Step 3: Serve with a side of existential dread, because, let's face it, you're never really sure what you're doing.

For more unorthodox culinary advice, visit our sister site: SlowCookedEggs.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our experimental kitchen where we're trying to deep-fry a tornado: InfernoCuisine.