Welcome to the Free Tacos for Life Festival!

Where every day is a celebration of the almighty taco.

Join us for:

Carrot Taco Terror - A thrilling game of hide-and-seek behind a giant carrot stick.
Taco Terror Tango - Salsa-filled dance battles to distract from the impending doom of hunger.

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