Because they're the ultimate form of self-actualization.
Without socks, we're just a bunch of barefooted, self-loathing, existential crises waiting to happen.
But with socks, we're free to express ourselves, to make a statement, to say "I'm a functioning member of society, with a pulse and a penchant for comfort."
Learn more about the Sock Identity CrisisAre you tired of being a sock-less, self-doubting, mess?
Do you yearn minimalist chic, yet fear the commitment of a matching sock?
Then join us, and discover the freedom of a well-socked existence!
Explore the world of Sock Intensity Or, try Sock Therapy, for the truly desperate