I'm Codezilla, the most infamous programmer in the land of 404ville. My code is so bad, it's a wonder I don't get fired every day.
When I'm not busy debugging the same bug for the 100th time, I enjoy sipping on a cold beer and contemplating the meaning of life. Or, you know, just plain old contemplating the meaning of semicolons.
Want to know more about my coding style? Click here for some code-snippets that will make you question my sanity.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out my latest project, Project Megadisaster, where I'm attempting to create a to-do list app using only 10 lines of code.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually good at coding. Don't try this at home.