It all started on a fateful day in 1999, when our lead developer, Bob, decided to "improve" the font size of the entire application to 300%. The result was a font so large, it could be seen from space.
The users were blinded by the brightness of the bold text, and our CEO was blinded by the promise of "faster reading times". But little did they know, the font was actually causing our users to experience seizures, and the company was hemorrhaging in the market.
As the company's stock price plummeted, Bob was nowhere to be found, having fled to a remote island to work on his "font of the future" project, a font that would make Comic Sans look like Comic Sans.
But the tale doesn't end there, dear reader. For in the depths of the codebase, a mysterious bug was discovered, known as "The Font Fiasco Bug". It was a bug so elusive, it would only manifest itself in the most obscure browsers, and only when the user was logged in with a username containing the letter "Q".
Read on, for it gets worse.
Or, you can skip to the thrilling conclusion.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to find the hidden easter egg.